Polly want a cracker? Polly's gonna have to get a lawyer when I sue his ass for being racist.
animals video by stryfeThat's the same look I have in the morning, but this ape has a worse way of hiding his wood.
animals video by stryfeRate: 10This little performing monkey is just the start of the ape evolution. Hide the sticks.
animals video by stryfeSomeone let that little turtle to leave the pyramid building to the Egyptians.
animals video by stryfeI know it's just a parrot, but Obama is one word I wouldn't want mine to be screaming out randomly. Slander!
animals video by stryfeNot sure if a dog should even know what or who Elmo is, but this one is hell bent on getting him.
animals video by stryfeSomeone throw a Yankee jersey on this bear and point him towards the field.
animals video by stryfeNot all monkeys in Hollywood are as a cool as this little dude.
animals video by stryfeJust like these dogs, I hate getting stuck in this position when I have sex. At least three ambulances show up last time.
animals video by stryfeIf sharks are attacking out of water, maybe it's time to stop messing with them.
animals video by stryfe