<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:image="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/image/"><channel><title>Lightupload.com - The New Youtube. Watch funny videos online</title><link>http://lightupload.com/</link><description>Better than Youtube. Everyday updated with funny videos clips, flash games, funny pics</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright, lightupload.com, 2008</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:53:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:53:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>k.gorbunoff@gmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>k.gorbunoff@gmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:53:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Dude Knocks Friend Out With Helmet Headbutt</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/funny/2175/Dude-Knocks-Friend-Out-With-Helmet-Headbutt.html</link><description>Getting hit with the helmet on seemed like such a good idea too.  Then he was on the ground.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/funny/comments-2175/Dude-Knocks-Friend-Out-With-Helmet-Headbutt.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Dude-Knocks-Friend-Out-With-Helmet-Headbutt-2175.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Dude-Knocks-Friend-Out-With-Helmet-Headbutt-2175.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Dude-Knocks-Friend-Out-With-Helmet-Headbutt-2175.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:53:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Chick Almost Snaps Her Neck Crashing Her Go Kart</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/crazy/2174/Chick-Almost-Snaps-Her-Neck-Crashing-Her-Go-Kart.html</link><description>I&#039;ve never seen such strain on a persons neck before from a simple go kart crash.  Luckily she was a chicken head long before this.</description><category>Crazy</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/crazy/comments-2174/Chick-Almost-Snaps-Her-Neck-Crashing-Her-Go-Kart.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Chick-Almost-Snaps-Her-Neck-Crashing-Her-Go-Kart-2174.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Chick-Almost-Snaps-Her-Neck-Crashing-Her-Go-Kart-2174.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Chick-Almost-Snaps-Her-Neck-Crashing-Her-Go-Kart-2174.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:53:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Crane Drops Huge AC Unit In Russia</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/crazy/2173/Crane-Drops-Huge-AC-Unit-In-Russia.html</link><description>Well, it&#039;s a crane in Russia.  What exactly do you expect?  For something to go right?</description><category>Crazy</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/crazy/comments-2173/Crane-Drops-Huge-AC-Unit-In-Russia.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Crane-Drops-Huge-AC-Unit-In-Russia-2173.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Crane-Drops-Huge-AC-Unit-In-Russia-2173.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Crane-Drops-Huge-AC-Unit-In-Russia-2173.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:49:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Motorcycle Cop Gets Nailed Speeding To Crime Scene</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/crazy/2172/Motorcycle-Cop-Gets-Nailed-Speeding-To-Crime-Scene.html</link><description>This cop should have looked both ways before crossing the intersection.  Tisk tisk.  Now he has to eat asphalt for dinner.</description><category>Crazy</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/crazy/comments-2172/Motorcycle-Cop-Gets-Nailed-Speeding-To-Crime-Scene.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Motorcycle-Cop-Gets-Nailed-Speeding-To-Crime-Scene-2172.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Motorcycle-Cop-Gets-Nailed-Speeding-To-Crime-Scene-2172.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Motorcycle-Cop-Gets-Nailed-Speeding-To-Crime-Scene-2172.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:49:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Chick Goes Down Hard Trying To Skim Over A Pond</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/funny/2171/Chick-Goes-Down-Hard-Trying-To-Skim-Over-A-Pond.html</link><description>I guess girls aren&#039;t even allowed to ride things that don&#039;t have wheels on it now.  Pond skimming doesn&#039;t seem like much of a loss though.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/funny/comments-2171/Chick-Goes-Down-Hard-Trying-To-Skim-Over-A-Pond.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Chick-Goes-Down-Hard-Trying-To-Skim-Over-A-Pond-2171.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Chick-Goes-Down-Hard-Trying-To-Skim-Over-A-Pond-2171.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Chick-Goes-Down-Hard-Trying-To-Skim-Over-A-Pond-2171.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:49:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Cocky Skater Goes Down Face First At High Speed</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/other/2170/Cocky-Skater-Goes-Down-Face-First-At-High-Speed.html</link><description>I don&#039;t even know what this cocky skater said before the ride, but I&#039;m sure he deserved that face first fall.</description><category>Other</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/other/comments-2170/Cocky-Skater-Goes-Down-Face-First-At-High-Speed.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Cocky-Skater-Goes-Down-Face-First-At-High-Speed-2170.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Cocky-Skater-Goes-Down-Face-First-At-High-Speed-2170.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Cocky-Skater-Goes-Down-Face-First-At-High-Speed-2170.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:49:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Angry Skater Crotches Himself On Stair Rail</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/other/2169/Angry-Skater-Crotches-Himself-On-Stair-Rail.html</link><description>Apparently an angry skater always leads to a skater holding his crotch.</description><category>Other</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/other/comments-2169/Angry-Skater-Crotches-Himself-On-Stair-Rail.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Angry-Skater-Crotches-Himself-On-Stair-Rail-2169.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Angry-Skater-Crotches-Himself-On-Stair-Rail-2169.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Angry-Skater-Crotches-Himself-On-Stair-Rail-2169.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:41:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Fox News Caught Using Subliminal Messaging</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/weird/2168/Fox-News-Caught-Using-Subliminal-Messaging.html</link><description>I bet fox is using subliminal messaging in their commercials to because I have been eating McDonalds 9 times a day and I don&#039;t know why.</description><category>Weird</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/weird/comments-2168/Fox-News-Caught-Using-Subliminal-Messaging.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Fox-News-Caught-Using-Subliminal-Messaging-2168.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Fox-News-Caught-Using-Subliminal-Messaging-2168.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Fox-News-Caught-Using-Subliminal-Messaging-2168.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:41:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Kobe Bryant Facials Chick With His Towel</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/sports/2166/Kobe-Bryant-Facials-Chick-With-His-Towel.html</link><description>Kobe just can&#039;t stop causing controversy.  I&#039;m sure that chick just loved his facial though.</description><category>Sports</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/sports/comments-2166/Kobe-Bryant-Facials-Chick-With-His-Towel.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Kobe-Bryant-Facials-Chick-With-His-Towel-2166.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Kobe-Bryant-Facials-Chick-With-His-Towel-2166.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Kobe-Bryant-Facials-Chick-With-His-Towel-2166.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 23:45:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Amazing Handstand Pulled off On Moving Bicycle</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/crazy/2165/Amazing-Handstand-Pulled-off-On-Moving-Bicycle.html</link><description>And for once, some crazy bicycle stunt doesn&#039;t end in catastrophe.  Isn&#039;t that nice?  Sometimes?</description><category>Crazy</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/crazy/comments-2165/Amazing-Handstand-Pulled-off-On-Moving-Bicycle.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Amazing-Handstand-Pulled-off-On-Moving-Bicycle-2165.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Amazing-Handstand-Pulled-off-On-Moving-Bicycle-2165.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Amazing-Handstand-Pulled-off-On-Moving-Bicycle-2165.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 23:45:00 -0500</pubDate><title>75 Yard Long Nerd Football Nut Shot Caught on Film</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/funny/2164/75-Yard-Long-Nerd-Football-Nut-Shot-Caught-on-Film.html</link><description>75 yards must be a record for a nut shot, but it has to be worth a trophy when it&#039;s done with a nerf football.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/funny/comments-2164/75-Yard-Long-Nerd-Football-Nut-Shot-Caught-on-Film.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/75-Yard-Long-Nerd-Football-Nut-Shot-Caught-on-Film-2164.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/75-Yard-Long-Nerd-Football-Nut-Shot-Caught-on-Film-2164.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/75-Yard-Long-Nerd-Football-Nut-Shot-Caught-on-Film-2164.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 23:45:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Turboed Civic Si Outruns Police Camaro</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/cars/2163/Turboed-Civic-Si-Outruns-Police-Camaro.html</link><description>I bet seeing this Civic Si tear ass is really making the cops think twice about their Camaro&#039;s now.</description><category>Cars</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/cars/comments-2163/Turboed-Civic-Si-Outruns-Police-Camaro.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Turboed-Civic-Si-Outruns-Police-Camaro-2163.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Turboed-Civic-Si-Outruns-Police-Camaro-2163.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Turboed-Civic-Si-Outruns-Police-Camaro-2163.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 23:45:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Chick Shows Off A Coffee Table Sizes Nintendo Controller</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/weird/2162/Chick-Shows-Off-A-Coffee-Table-Sizes-Nintendo-Controller.html</link><description>A NES controller coffee table just further proves that Mario will never die.  Ever.</description><category>Weird</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/weird/comments-2162/Chick-Shows-Off-A-Coffee-Table-Sizes-Nintendo-Controller.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Chick-Shows-Off-A-Coffee-Table-Sizes-Nintendo-Controller-2162.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Chick-Shows-Off-A-Coffee-Table-Sizes-Nintendo-Controller-2162.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Chick-Shows-Off-A-Coffee-Table-Sizes-Nintendo-Controller-2162.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 23:45:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Biker Eats A Pile of Dirt Over Easy Jump</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/other/2161/Biker-Eats-A-Pile-of-Dirt-Over-Easy-Jump.html</link><description>I&#039;m starting to think these stunting biker&#039;s faces are just magnetically attracted to the ground at this point.</description><category>Other</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/other/comments-2161/Biker-Eats-A-Pile-of-Dirt-Over-Easy-Jump.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Biker-Eats-A-Pile-of-Dirt-Over-Easy-Jump-2161.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Biker-Eats-A-Pile-of-Dirt-Over-Easy-Jump-2161.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Biker-Eats-A-Pile-of-Dirt-Over-Easy-Jump-2161.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 23:37:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Dude Rides Inside His Homemade Roller Coaster</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/weird/2160/Dude-Rides-Inside-His-Homemade-Roller-Coaster.html</link><description>Homemade roller coaster screams redneck louder then a 6 pack and a duo of El Camino&#039;s.</description><category>Weird</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/weird/comments-2160/Dude-Rides-Inside-His-Homemade-Roller-Coaster.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Dude-Rides-Inside-His-Homemade-Roller-Coaster-2160.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Dude-Rides-Inside-His-Homemade-Roller-Coaster-2160.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Dude-Rides-Inside-His-Homemade-Roller-Coaster-2160.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 23:37:00 -0500</pubDate><title>The Incredible Vertical Wall Runner Shows His Stuff</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/crazy/2159/The-Incredible-Vertical-Wall-Runner-Shows-His-Stuff.html</link><description>I guess it&#039;s only a matter of time before some vertical runner finds a way to scale an entire 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Maybe not.</description><category>Other</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/other/comments-2156/Idiot-Snaps-His-Arm-Doing-Stupid-Stunt-With-His-Friends.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Idiot-Snaps-His-Arm-Doing-Stupid-Stunt-With-His-Friends-2156.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Idiot-Snaps-His-Arm-Doing-Stupid-Stunt-With-His-Friends-2156.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Idiot-Snaps-His-Arm-Doing-Stupid-Stunt-With-His-Friends-2156.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 00:06:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Racing Scooter Dude Keeps Wiping Out</title><link>http://lightupload.com/video/other/2155/Racing-Scooter-Dude-Keeps-Wiping-Out.html</link><description>Looks like someone is having a little bit of trouble with their race prepped underpowered scooter.</description><category>Other</category><comments>http://lightupload.com/video/other/comments-2155/Racing-Scooter-Dude-Keeps-Wiping-Out.html</comments><image>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Racing-Scooter-Dude-Keeps-Wiping-Out-2155.jpg</image><thumb>http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Racing-Scooter-Dude-Keeps-Wiping-Out-2155.jpg</thumb><enclosure url="http://media.lightupload.com/thumb/Racing-Scooter-Dude-Keeps-Wiping-Out-2155.jpg" /><type>Video</type></item></channel></rss>