Another way to be denied sex for a while is to bust ass in your wife's face, but I think that's what he wants in this situation.
funny video by stryfeBusting ass in his wife's face just made this the last massage he's ever getting.
funny video by stryfeApparently a cake made out of hard materials was just enough to make Kate Perry bust her ass while singing live last night.
celebrity video by stryfeJimmy Justice doesn't think a run to the ATM machine is enough of an emergency situation to park in front of a hydrant, but apparently he's never eaten ever meal off a dollar menu at once before.
other video by stryfeThis dog breaking out of his cage and bringing friends along for the ride is why you don't let you pets watch TV with you. They just get ideas.
animals video by stryfeNext time you open a fresh can of chow, make sure your cat isn't on the other side of a paper thin wall.
animals video by stryfeNothing hurts a skater more then a shot to the nuts, but getting it in the face too really removes all chance at redemption.
funny video by stryfeTrying to be Tom Hanks on a giant keyboard can only lead to you looking like an idiot. Busting your ass is just the icing on the cake.
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