The Autobahn has no speed limits but apparently cops can still chase you down and arrest you.
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funny video by stryfeIf a girl with no legs and only four fingers can play a piano this well, it makes me feel like crap knowing I'm just an semi-pro skin flutist.
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crazy video by stryfeI can see there's a certain fork lift operator that isn't going to have a job in about a week.
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funny video by stryfeWhy hire guitarists when you can just create a machine like this? You just need to be willing to weld together everything in your basement.
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