I will agree with Ernest Borgnine that masturbation is the secret to a long life, but to be fair I'd agree it's the answer to everything else.
funny video by stryfeHaving a check roommate must suck for times like this. Unless she wants to help with the masturbation then she needs to stay behind the locked door.
funny video by stryfeBathrooms and portable media machines combinations are asking for all day jerk off sessions.
funny video by stryfeRate: 10Halo just keeps making lives worse for little kids.
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