Maybe he should have paid more attention to the ninja turtles instead of just being a wannabe. Then maybe he'd be on his feet and not his ass.
funny video by stryfeNot only was he white, but being fat should have let him know he was going to go down hard trying to dunk that basketball. Listen to Wesley Snipes.
funny video by stryfeThey should just rename Parkour to break your balls or something because that's all these kids every do now.
other video by stryfeA fast ball to the crotch should add about 10 years to a little leaguers manliness counter so I think he just went through puberty instantly.
sports video by stryfeNot only did he get run over, but he survived getting smashed into by a car through a dinner wall with virtually no scratches or bruises. He should have bought every lottery ticket in town.
crazy video by stryfeThose 360 ramps weren't made with humans in mind so maybe he should rethink the whole pocket bike thing and send a chimp off it or something.
crazy video by stryfeYou really don't have any option other then crying after a bat fight anyway but you should leave your little brother alone. Unless money is involved.
other video by stryfeIf you thought fishing was boring, you should try it from a helicopter. This psychopath actually catches a marlin with his bare hands.
weird video by stryfeLeave it to a showoff to make something as simple as catching a frisbee turn into a painful bleeding experience.
other video by stryfeDancing may be the least of your concerns, but just being able to not piss in your pants should be good enough reason to not do drug sin public.
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