Mr Hawkins has a lit of things to keep you from getting your nuts cut off when being married. Make sure to never say these things to your wife.
funny video by stryfeScaring your wife this badly while she's holding a hand gun is a good way to go celibate for a few months but damn is it worth it.
funny video by stryfeToday we were supplied with the first official synopsis for Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, which stars Christian Bale as John Connor and has McG attached to direct. Here it is! The film is about John Connor (Christian Bale), now in his 30’s and soon to be wife Kate Brewster realize they must create a resistance organization with Earth’s remaining survivors against the army of robots slowly being built up by Skynet. As they are building this resistance, one survivor happens to be a traitor in disguise, and has a secret that nobody would ever come to suspect.
trailer video by stryfeBitch slapping may be funny, but domestic abuse on your wife is not.
other video by stryfeJust beat her hogging ass in with a Mario Kart Wii box and all will be well.
funny video by stryfeNo better way for a wife to start a domestic abuse situation then to use an air horn on her sleeping husband.
funny video by stryfeRate: 2Farting in your wifes face is the perfect way to never be touched again.
funny video by stryfeThis skinny little dude has a sick fetish where he likes his fat ass woman to smother him with her chunks. Gross.
weird video by stryfeRate: 2This is why when making your wife angry, you don't let her have access to any car, truck or vehicle over 50 lbs.
crazy video by stryfeWell honestly what the hell did she think was going to happen down there?
funny video by stryfeRate: 6