Kid Has To Be Held Down For This Ass Stapling StuntI guess the whole ass stapling Jackass fame lost its luster when it came down to taking it in the butt huh?
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Wild Monkeys Have Learned How To Give HeadI don't know if monkeys giving head should be cause for alarm but it kind of scares me a little bit.
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Rhino Gets Angry At Camera And Charges ItI guess this rare rhino wants to stay rare and doesn't need it's privacy invaded by a camera.
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News Anchor Answers Cell Phone Live On The AirI'm glad this anchor thinks talking to her friends is acceptable while live on the air. Maybe she can order me a damn pizza while she's there.
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Racist Little Parrot Calls Guy A CrackerPolly want a cracker? Polly's gonna have to get a lawyer when I sue his ass for being racist.
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Giant Ape Has Trouble With His Morning BonerThat's the same look I have in the morning, but this ape has a worse way of hiding his wood.
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Street Performing Monkey Beats His Master With A StickThis little performing monkey is just the start of the ape evolution. Hide the sticks.
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Turtle Fails Miserable At Making A PyramidSomeone let that little turtle to leave the pyramid building to the Egyptians.
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This Parrot Is Crazy About ObamaI know it's just a parrot, but Obama is one word I wouldn't want mine to be screaming out randomly. Slander!
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Cute Dog Actually Says ElmoNot sure if a dog should even know what or who Elmo is, but this one is hell bent on getting him.
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