When you are this drunk, a bike is definitely out of the question. Hell, even standing up is.
funny video by stryfeAs if a mountain bike jump could end good for a kid this dumb?
crazy video by stryfeIf he isn't the best pocket bike jumper of all time, then at least watch it for his sexy distraction.
funny video by stryfeThese bike riding daredevils see disaster on a daily basis, but this mangled crash won't be forgotten for a while.
crazy video by stryfeThis fat chick face planting is probably why even the simplest bike ramps should have weight restrictions.
funny video by stryfeGoing face first into a utility pole while on a bike speeds up the puberty process by 500%. You go from kid to man instantly.
funny video by stryfeA driver being so blind that he nails a kids bike ramp in the middle of the road can't be a good thing.
funny video by stryfeAs if it wasn't apparent enough, just ask this kid why being dragged by a dirt bike has bad consequences.
funny video by stryfeIt doesn't count as a cool accident unless your skull is split wide open. That's what all the middle school chicks say.
crazy video by stryfeThis chick might be used to going down face first, but attempting this bike stunt had disaster written all over it from the beginning.
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