Apples are for girls. Man up and stick your face in an open flame for disgustingly burnt hotdogs if you really want to be a man. And an idiot.
weird video by stryfeRate: 10Just think of this Asian guy representing how our dollar is so strong it can cut through wood. Then come back to reality.
weird video by stryfeWell if she has a doll then this 15 year old is obviously ready to have a baby on her own. That's just smart thinking.
weird video by stryfeRate: 8Driving a beaten up old Buick through your problem is the redneck answer to just about everything, but it's exceptionally good against removing a pool.
weird video by stryfeIt's not every day you see a wrestler pull out a backflip, but a victory is a victory.
weird video by stryfeRate: 10The earlier on in life you learn to not stick your head through things, the better. Better a toddler then an adult yeah?
weird video by stryfeThis scary rickshaw robot kind of takes away the whole allure of being dragged around by a Chinese guy doesn't it?
weird video by stryfeWhy wait for a fire truck when you have a giant load of perfectly good cement to take care of that car fire?
weird video by stryfeKeep the door locked next time you go to work otherwise your dog might invite some friends over when he does this to your pool next time.
weird video by stryfeOne of those much needed applications around the home for when you get attacked by ninjas while walking the dog. Nothing beats a half flash light half machine gun combo.
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