If your parents won't let you have pets, tying a string to a beetle is a great alternative. If you can get one for each finger you will have your own personal flying machine.
weird video by stryfeOne of those much needed applications around the home for when you get attacked by ninjas while walking the dog. Nothing beats a half flash light half machine gun combo.
weird video by stryfeThank god it didn't have an answering machine because attached to a real mobile phone like that would be nothing but trouble in the street.
weird video by stryfeIf you're going to lose use of your nut sac then go out like a man in front of a batting cage pitching machine.
weird video by stryfeHaving to use a machine to strip a woman naked might be compensating for something.
weird video by stryfeSomething about flying capable air endowed jelly fish scare the hell out of me.
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